Call Me This Generation’s George Carlin

It’s yet another full day of news that includes a bus crash in Guatemala City, a possible break in the Hamas-Israel ceasefire as well as a possible breakup of US and Russia, the NSA is hitting delete on a whole bunch of websites, tariffs have kind of been announced, and the federal funding freeze hits another judicial roadblock. All while Trump wants to get rid of the penny, Kanye’s back to his old rhetoric, and Ed Sheeran is a rule-breaker who doesn’t deserve to be in this sentence with those other two guys.

You can find the transcript here, and links are below:

Bus Crash in Guatemala City  -via ABC News; Hamas Accused Israel of Violating Ceasefire - via AP News and NBC News; Russia Says US Relations Are Near Collapse - via NBC News; The NSA is About to Hit Delete - via Popular; New Tariffs - via CNN; Federal Funding Freeze - via ProPublica; Trump Wants to Get Rid of the Penny - via NPR; Kanye’s Antisemitism - via Rolling Stone, CNN, and NPR; Sheeran’s Busking Shut Down - via CBS News

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