Unless Ted Lasso Gets a Fourth Season…

The big story tonight is that the South Carolina State Senate has signed a 6-week abortion ban. But, just to balance the bad with the… making fun of bad people… we’ve got Trump Crime Update Time, Ron DeSantis preparing to announce his presidential run on Twitter, and the weirdest story about chapstick you can imagine.

You can find the transcript here, and links are below:

Trump Crime Update Time - via CNN; Surgeon General Warns About Social Media - via NY Times; South Carolina Signs 6-Week Abortion Ban - via AP News; DeSantis Poised to Announce Presidential Run - via NY Times; Used Chapstick Auction - via Politico

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