Carrying The Whole News Industry on My Shoulders

Danelo Cavalcante is no longer on the run, Mitt Romney is no longer going to seek reelection, and Lauren Boebert is no longer allowed at the Beetlejuice musical. Meanwhile, UNC Chapel Hill was back under lockdown, MGM International is still under cyberattack, and… Trump Crime Update Time.

You can find the transcript here, and links are below:

Danelo Cavalcante Caught - via AP News; Mitt Romney Announces Retirement - via CNN; Boebert Remains a Class Act - via AP News; UNC Chapel Hill Back in Lockdown - via WSOC-TV; MGM Cyberattack - via USA Today; Trump Crime Update Time - via NBC News

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