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It’s a weird news day. First we’ve got two stories that are just news… turns out toxic tap water is more common than we thought, and there’s one final update on the Titan. But then things really take a turn with a story about a missing teen who was actually not missing, Eric Adams carried around a coffee-stained photo, Trump’s aide Nauta has a lawyer, and… Trump Crime Update Time.

You can find the transcript here, and links are below:

Toxic Tap Water - via Washington Post (solution via LA Times); One Last Titan Update - via NPR; Missing Teen Was Not Missing - via AP News and Click On Detroit; Eric Adams’ Fake Photo - via NY Times; Nauta Gets Lawyer, Pleads Innocent - via Reuters; Trump Crime Update Time - via CNN

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