Trump Poses a Clear and Present Danger
It was a busy Sunday that included a shooting in a Houston church, the hospitalization of Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin, Trump announcing his alignment with Russia against NATO (real), the Senate voting for the Ukraine-Israel aid bill, and, of course: the Super Bowl.
He Is Not a Good Dude
Lots of presidential, and presidential hopefuls (and hopefully-never-agains) news today: The Biden classified documents report is out, the Nevada primary and caucus results are in, and the Supreme Court has heard Colorado’s case over whether Trump can stay on the ballot.
This Line Is So Good... For Kim
As expected, the Senate has blocked the bipartisan border deal. Plus, the search continues for five missing Marines, the Biden classified documents report is due any minute now, and Netanyahu has dismissed a cease-fire.
Nancy Would Never
As Jennifer Crumbley is found guilty and Boeing says missing bolts were just never on the door that flew off the Alaska plain, Mike Johnson has a lovely public failure and of course… Trump Crime Update Time.
What a Hero I Am
The border deal has hit a speed bump, King Charles III has an unspecified cancer, L.A. is still being boxed around by a historic storm. But also… did you see that Tracy Chapman duet?
My Guy, I Am Begging You… Get Therapy
As Southern California sees the start of a massive storm and South Carolina primary gives some unsurprising results, the Georgia RICO case may have to hit pause while fighting in the Middle East ramps up. Plus - Trump thinks he looks like Elvis.
Maybe It’s Just Me
A win for DeSantis in his Disney fight, a warning for America about Chinese hackers, a hiccup in the hopes of a bipartisan border deal, a Senate hearing on social media, and a bit of breaking news in the House!
Chug Some Chocolate Baybee
There’s a small update on what will be the US’ reaction to the deadly drone strike and a big update on the surprise House investigation that popped up on Monday. Plus, a Jackie Robinson statue was stolen, Elon Musk won’t get billions, and it’s time to talk about the (obviously fake) Taylor Swift conspiracy theories.
Ken Paxton… Never Not the Worst.
Today in the news there’s an update on the deadly Jordan drone strike, A failed Murdaugh trial request, an IRS agent has been sentenced, a currently unknown House Dem is in trouble, and Ken Paxton remains horrific.
Wishes and Rallies
As a drone strike in Jordan results in the first US deaths since the start of the Israel-Hamas war, Biden and the Senate may be close to a deal on the border, Joey Manchy wants to be president, House Republicans release draft impeachment articles for Mayorkas, the Illinois Board of Elections tries to keep Trump out of the primary, the Super Bowl line is here and Trump owes Carroll $83.3M. So much news!
Famously He’s Terrible!
As Alabama executes a man using nitrogen gas for the first time, Trump testifies for three minutes in the E. Jean Carroll case, Peter Navarro is sentenced for defying a January 6th subpoena, and please make this RNC draft subpoena make sense!
Listen, Don’t Do Crimes. But...
Updates on both the Israel-Hamas and Russia-Ukraine wars, plus the Supreme Court will allow an execution to go forward, Ohio bans gender-affirming care, a wheel fell off a plane, a GOP leader risked it all to get Kari Lake out of politics, and don’t worry - Jon Stewart is here to save us all.
Just-For-Funzies
Let’s talk New Hampshire primary results, labor rights for Condé Nast staffers, and Oscar snubs. Plus, two mass killings over the weekend, and severe weather in San Diego.
Delusion Is Not Just a River in Egypt
We’ve got a rare good ruling from the Supreme Court, an expansion on US and Britain’s fight with Houthi fighters, and an explainer ahead at today’s New Hampshire primary.
Feels Like This One’s on You
In addition to updates on the Israel and Hamas war and the two missing US Navy SEALs, Tara VanDerveer makes history, Trump may testify in his defamation case, and Ron DeSantis drops out of the presidential race!
I Don’t Want to Talk About Popcorn
After a breakdown of the Department of Justice’s report on the Robb Elementary School shooting, this episode turns into a classic Friday show, including making fun of House Republicans (including Speakers past and present), feeling flames on the side of my face angry with other Congressional Republicans, and reminding you we can vote a bunch of em out.
The Laughs We Would Have...
Trump spends a few hours in court for his defamation case as Hunter Biden’s House contempt charge vote gets put on pause. Plus, an update on Gaza, Colorado’s Club Q shooter gets additional charges, and Russia’s Putin has… thoughts.
Fraud-Free Since the 17th Century
Trump spends a few hours in court for his defamation case as Hunter Biden’s House contempt charge vote gets put on pause. Plus, an update on Gaza, Colorado’s Club Q shooter gets additional charges, and Russia’s Putin has… thoughts.
You Got One Whole Delegate!
The Iowa caucus may be taking up the majority of the news, but there’s still room to talk about the 2024 Emmys and a weekend of big winter storms.