First Great-Grand VP
Introducing… Tim Walz! Plus, the markets are on the rebound, a heartbreaking crash in Florida, and an assualt-weapons style ban in Maryland.
How Long Do Brain Worms Last?
So much news! Hurricane Debby, The Dow, Americans injured in Iraq, Google’s guilty, as is a man threatening VP Harris, Justice Thomas’ plane rides, Trump’s crimes, and RFK Jr’s weirdness…
Dogs That Do Taxes
A closer look at Trump’s relationship with the Egyptian government, the truth about Venezuela’s election results, and Elon’s PAC… sucks.
Just Lemme Say Whatever I Want!
Biden orchestrates a historic prisoner swap, while Republicans block a child tax credit and JD Vance goes full Trump. And of course… Trump Crime Update Time.
“The Same Old Show”
Things escalate in the Middle East, three 9/11 defendants have pled guilty, Venezuela protests continue, and Trump is getting worse.
97 Days Until the Election
Chaos at a Southport vigil, movement in the Israel-Hezbollah conflict, and Project 2025 is still around.
We Have to Try
Stabbings in England, Venezuela’s election “results,” our own election drama, and President Biden’s got some Supreme dreams.
It’ll Be Fun. You’ll Like It!
A shooting in a Maryland mall, an update on California’s fires, a weekend escalation in Israel and Hezbollah, and Election news.
For What, Nikki? Why?
It’s wildfire season, California will sweep some homeless encampments, both boneless chicken wings and Southwest Airlines have surprising news, and Nikki Haley continues to be exactly as expected.
Would Be Dope
Netanyahu addresses Congress, President Biden addresses the country, and the stock market addresses a low.
That’s Only Okay When I Do It!
News about the death of Sonya Massey, Iowa’s abortion ban is set to start next week, Sen. Bob Menendez and the head of Secret Service will both resign, a transgender teen is stabbed, and Netanyahu is visiting America.
Let Her Alta Vista Her Options
Updates on the CrowdStrike meltdown, the Secret Service’s mistakes, and the shocking amount of array the Dems find themselves in.
Time for a Daiquiri
Sad news about Bob Newhart, clearing up misinformation around the attempted assassination of Trump, and Biden’s political future may no longer be an open question.
$10 Tattoos
Russia-Ukraine exchanged 190 prisoners of war while Adam Schiff calls on Biden to leave (ahead of the news the President has Covid), and Sen. Menendez may resign.
Horse Dressed as a Doctor
Sen. Menendez has been found guilty, the democratic ticket isn’t changing, a leaked call between RFK Jr and Trump, and it turns out bananas love cocaine.
He Is… Not Awesome.
Updates on the Israel-Hamas war and Hurricane Beryl fallout, as the Republican National Convention gets started and a little Trump Crime Update Time.
Be Good to Yourself
News about the weekend’s shooting and attempted assassination of former President Trump.
Trump is Also Old
Following a weekend all about Biden’s age, here’s a better look at what news actually broke in the presidential election last week.