LOL Good Luck With That
It’s a day full of updates, starting with updates on Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, as well as the Israel-Hamas war. Plus, the RND has had a system update to go full MAGA, and Kensington Palace needs to update their Photoshop skills.
Trump’s Tuchus
Philadelphia sees yet another bus stop shooting; Sweden officially joins NATO; scientists believe the Maine shooter’s brain damage may have played a role in last October’s shooting; Alabama state legislature passes IVF protections; and the State of the Union is very caffeinated.
It’s Called a Please
As the House takes a step to avert our latest shutdown worries and the National Guard steps in in New York’s subways, the “Rust” armorer has been found guilty, and primary season is officially done.
100 of the Lamest Nerdiest People in the Country
Election results and the final months of Kyrsten Sinema time in politics are finally upon us.
Voting Requires Optimism
A day packed with news as Opill begins shipping and France guarantees abortion in their Constitution, the UN comes to a horrific finding in the Israel-Hamas war, the Supreme Court hits pause on Abbott’s immigration law, Allen Weisselberg pleads guilty to lying, and the Supreme Court finally rules in Colorado.
Goonies Never Say Die
Updates on the Israel-Hamas war, the weekend’s Californian blizzard, and Texas’ wildfire, while Nikki Haley and Marianne Williamson are sticking around as we all await a Supreme Court ruling.
300 Miles of Both Land and Vibes
Biden and Trump went to the southern border, Texas’s wildfire continues to grow, Gaza passes a horrific milestone, Alabama passes IVG protections, and Caitlin Clark is headed to the W.
Happy Birthday, Larry
It’s a jam-packed day of news with a temporary (possible) budget, the death of Richard Lewis, an update on the Texas wildfire, Senate Republicans blocking a bill to protect IVF, Ken Paxton fighting against protections for pregnant people, a sleeping moon robot, Trump Crime Update Time, and the beginning of the end of Mitch.
Get Caught Trying
After almost 24 years, there are finally two guilty rulings in the murder of Jam Master Jay. Plus, a medical miracle of a tuition donation, Texas and Mexico City are feeling the tragic effects of climate change, Alabama Senate moves to protect IVF, and of course - the Michigan primary.
Turtles and Bad Checks
We’ve got international updates on the Israel-Hamas war as well as Sweden’s NATO bid; plus national updates on the impending shutdown, a Supreme Court social media case, and a little something we like to call Trump Crime Update Time.
Capital M Mood
In addition to the South Carolina Republican primary results, there are also updates on Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and the Israel-Hamas War.
When You’re Nice, You Get to Feel Superior
As AT&T outages cause nationwide concern, Alexander Smirnov has been rearrested, the moon has new visitors, Louisiana inching closer to permitless concealed carry, and a Texas judge says a school made the right call when it punished a student over his hair.
Silly Gooses
As Boeing replaces their 737 Max program leader, Biden cancels more student debt and considers canceling asylum. Plus, a Michigan man is the first to be charged under their new gun law, the University of Alabama pauses IVF services, and the Teamsters PAC has donated to the RNC for some reason.
Alta Vista It
Turns out the FBI informant who lied when he said the Bidens had Russian intelligence ties. Plus, the Supreme Court left Trump's lawyers sanctions in place, and Nikki Haley isn’t going anywhere (for now). Plus, the heartbreaking stories of Audrii Cunningham and Nex Benedict.
Trump Crime Update Time (special episode)
It was a weekend so full of Trump news that it required its own minisode!
(This episode is part two of two today. Check the feed for the rest of the news put out today.)
Oh No! Joey!
A busy weekend of news includes a deadly shooting at an Indianapolis Waffle House, an update on Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and the death of Alexie Navalny, a court ruling in Alabama, and some Joe Manchin news that’ll make you smile after everything else.
(This episode is part one of two today. Check the feed for a special Trump Crime Update Time minisode)
Love When People Follow the Rules
An update on the Chiefs’ Super Bowl parade shooting leads the news. Plus, Montana’s Senate race is down a candidate after a week, Trump’s hush money trial has a start date, Fani Willis takes the stand, an FBI informant has been accused of lying about the Bidens, and - Caitlin Clark breaks the NCAA record!
5% Extra Good Into the World
Shootings in D.C. and Kansas City lead the news. Plus House Rep is retiring, the Senate is looking to move fast on the Mayorkas impeachment trial, and Russia’s looking to the stars.
Wildly Unserious and Dangerous
Secretary Mayorkas has been impeached, House Rep Suozzi is back, an arrest has been made in the Jackie Robinson statue theft, and there’s a car in an Austin emergency room.
My Parks and Rec Fanfiction
We’ve got news on two shootings (one in a Bronx subway station and an update on the Houston church shooting), as well as an upcoming nor’easter storm, and Trump asks SCOTUS to help a friend out.