Worrisome for My Already Worrisome Worries
A shooting at an Ohio Kroger, the “Bad Breath Rapist” has been captured, there’s a small update in the Scott Peterson case, Justice Alito surprises no one, a man in Michigan surprises a courtroom, and speaking of courts… the Trump trial jury deliberations are underway.
What a Timeline to Be Alive!
In addition to an update on the Israel-Hamas War, a series of stabbings in Massachusetts and an explosion in Ohio lead an episode that also includes a little Trump Crime Update Time.
Get Your Court in Line, Guy.
An update on the Israel-Hamas War as well as a weekend of storms and a mudslide in Papua New Guinea. Plus, two Louisiana inmates are still on the run. Bill Walton has died, and what if the Supreme Court was… better?
If Wishes Were Horses...
Two weather stories, two abortion stories, a DOJ v Ticketmaster-Live Nation suit, and of course… the Supreme Court rounds up the episode by remaining the living worst.
Unsurprising and Nevertheless Annoying… the Republican Way!
A Pennsylvania shooting and Uvalde settlement, as well as a second case of both the bird flu and the Alito’s poor judgment. Plus… Nikki Haley (For Some Reason).
America’s Mayor Gudy Ruiliani
A flight encounters deadly turbulence, South Carolina bans gender-affirming care for minors while Louisiana continues its abortion ban in a new and worse way, and of course… Trump Crime Update Time.
Tea Like Tea
An explanation of Iran’s political infarction, a possible resentencing for Paul Pelosi’s attacker, the Supreme Court and Maryland’s assault weapons ban, all lead the news. Plus, the prosecution rests!
And So I Will Get to Work
An attempt at responsibly reporting on the death of Iran’s president; a comment on the terrible Diddy video, and a whole lot about that flag outside of Justice Alito’s house.
That’s Good Comedy Right There!
The House passes a symbolic bill and votes a contempt charge out of committee. Plus, Trump’s still on trial and Greg Abbott’s still the actual worst.
Why Are Men?
In addition to the assassination attempt on Slovakia’s prime minister, SCOTUS will allow Louisiana’s maps to go forward, and Missouri’s in the middle of a historic filibuster, all while Harrison Butker and Mitt Romney have decided to speak out loud for some reason.
It’s Mike Johnson. He’s a Weirdo...
A Florida bus crash, Canadian wildfires, an American arrest in France, a shady visit from Speaker Johnson, and the death of Alice Munro.
Here Comes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Ruin Everything
Updates on the Israel-Hamas war as well as Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, plus a brief recap of all the news I missed last week.
Does That Joke Even Work?
As protests continue all around the country, and the House passes an antisemitism bill, Arizona has repealed its archaic abortion ban. Six were injured in a Fort Worth shooting, Arizona has overturned their abortion ban, a second Boeing whistleblower has died, an armed student in Wisconsin was killed by police, and the continuing college campus protests.
Hermione Was the Best One in That Trio
As protests continue all around the country, and the House passes an antisemitism bill, Arizona has repealed its archaic abortion ban.
That’s the 1st Amendment, Baybee
There is an update on the deadly North Carolina shooting, while the age of suggested breast cancer screenings has been lowered, the Los Angeles Metro train was in an accident, campus protests are continuing all around the country, the Biden administration wants to reclassify marijuana, and of course… Trump Crime Update Time.
We’re Oceanside!
A deadly shooting in North Carolina leads the news, as college protests continue, three cases of HIV have been linked to “vampire facials,” a court rules that health-care plans but cover the cost of gender-affirming surgery, and news from Oceanside.
I Own a Purse
A tornado in Oklahoma and updates on the Israel-Hamas war are the two stories from the weekend.
No One Is Coming to Save Us
Harvey Weinstein’s New York charges have been overturned, the campus protests are continuing, and of course… a pretty big Trump Crime Update Time.
Bad For Me
Only three stories, but they’re big ones: abortion, foreign aid, and campus protests.
Real Crack Team Ya Got There, Guy.
Tennessee teachers will soon be allowed to be armed, employees will soon be able to quit their jobs, Trump continues to be in court, and George Santos accidentally provides an important lesson.